1 00:00:11,003 --> 00:00:16,549 ♪Love, exciting and new.♪ 2 00:00:18,713 --> 00:00:25,629 ♪Come aboard, we're expecting you♪ 3 00:00:27,175 --> 00:00:32,969 ♪love, life's sweetest reward.♪ 4 00:00:35,135 --> 00:00:41,262 ♪Let it flow, it floats back to you♪ 5 00:00:42,970 --> 00:00:50,806 ♪the love boat soon will be making another run.♪ 6 00:00:50,890 --> 00:00:58,723 ♪The love boat promises something for everyone♪ 7 00:00:58,808 --> 00:01:00,648 ♪set a course for adventure♪ 8 00:01:00,727 --> 00:01:04,184 ♪your mind on a new romance♪ 9 00:01:07,853 --> 00:01:14,649 ♪love won't hurt anymore.♪ 10 00:01:14,731 --> 00:01:21,447 ♪It's an open smile on a friendly shore♪ 11 00:01:23,482 --> 00:01:33,655 ♪yes, love .welcome aboard, it's love.♪ 12 00:01:57,133 --> 00:01:58,470 Oh...excuse me...I.... 13 00:02:03,035 --> 00:02:04,125 Oh, do you know what the... 14 00:02:04,203 --> 00:02:04,953 Oh, good morning. 15 00:02:05,036 --> 00:02:05,456 I.... 16 00:02:06,848 --> 00:02:08,455 Oh, oh, I'm sorry. 17 00:02:09,037 --> 00:02:10,757 Well, the pleasure was almost mine...Miss.... 18 00:02:11,914 --> 00:02:12,992 Stokes.bonnie Stokes. 19 00:02:13,164 --> 00:02:13,784 I'm sorry. 20 00:02:13,873 --> 00:02:15,622 I must have my head in a cloud. 21 00:02:15,707 --> 00:02:16,627 It's the first time I've been on a ship. 22 00:02:16,708 --> 00:02:17,298 Really?! 23 00:02:17,375 --> 00:02:18,292 Hm-hm. 24 00:02:18,373 --> 00:02:20,173 Oh, well then, you have to let me show you around. 25 00:02:20,250 --> 00:02:23,997 Now, say eight o'clock...Cocktails on the lido deck? 26 00:02:24,084 --> 00:02:26,123 Ah, with the wind in our hair...Moon at our fingertips. 27 00:02:28,043 --> 00:02:30,292 You're one of those cruise ship casanovas, aren't you? 28 00:02:30,378 --> 00:02:31,088 You better believe it. 29 00:02:32,337 --> 00:02:33,845 Say you'll come. 30 00:02:33,920 --> 00:02:35,999 Well...it's...it's kind of sudden. 31 00:02:36,088 --> 00:02:39,125 Oh, as I see it, we don't have a moment to waste. 32 00:02:39,213 --> 00:02:44,210 Oh.well.,okay,um... 33 00:02:44,883 --> 00:02:45,672 Alvin. 34 00:02:45,758 --> 00:02:46,808 But my friends call me... 35 00:02:46,884 --> 00:02:47,592 Vinnie? 36 00:02:49,258 --> 00:02:50,088 Yes. 37 00:02:50,176 --> 00:02:50,966 Right...right. 38 00:02:51,051 --> 00:02:51,760 Well, it suits you. 39 00:02:52,384 --> 00:02:53,843 Oh, thanks. 40 00:02:53,926 --> 00:02:54,965 Well, I'll see you later, Vinnie. 41 00:02:55,051 --> 00:02:55,641 Okay. 42 00:02:55,719 --> 00:02:56,429 Okay. Bye bye. 43 00:02:56,511 --> 00:02:56,971 Bye bye.....Vinnie? 44 00:02:59,386 --> 00:02:59,926 Who cares..... 45 00:03:03,012 --> 00:03:04,012 The wind in our hair.Moon at our fingertips. 46 00:03:05,847 --> 00:03:06,767 I can use that sometime. 47 00:03:12,224 --> 00:03:13,342 Excuse me. 48 00:03:13,432 --> 00:03:17,469 There'll be no hugging on my ship unless I can get in on it. 49 00:03:17,558 --> 00:03:19,057 I gather you three know each other. 50 00:03:19,142 --> 00:03:20,562 I've never seen this man before in my life. 51 00:03:22,019 --> 00:03:22,937 Julie, this is Dave Stanton. 52 00:03:23,185 --> 00:03:23,605 Hi. 53 00:03:23,685 --> 00:03:24,435 And his wife Laura. 54 00:03:24,519 --> 00:03:25,108 How do you do? 55 00:03:25,186 --> 00:03:26,356 Dave is my best friend's boy. 56 00:03:26,437 --> 00:03:28,434 In fact, he's my godson. 57 00:03:28,519 --> 00:03:31,688 Oh, and I thought we were the only ones who called you the godfather. 58 00:03:33,271 --> 00:03:34,811 Well, how do you like it so far? 59 00:03:34,898 --> 00:03:35,817 Ah, it's everything you promised. 60 00:03:37,107 --> 00:03:38,644 We've been waiting for this for two years. 61 00:03:38,731 --> 00:03:39,891 I can hardly believe it's real. 62 00:03:41,108 --> 00:03:42,485 Well, it's been a long time, Dave. 63 00:03:42,565 --> 00:03:43,815 We've got a lot to talk over. 64 00:03:43,900 --> 00:03:46,019 Right.I'll call you in about a week. 65 00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:48,780 Bye bye. 66 00:03:48,859 --> 00:03:49,529 Enjoy your cruise. 67 00:03:51,069 --> 00:03:51,818 Honeymoon. 68 00:03:51,903 --> 00:03:52,691 Right, sir? 69 00:03:52,777 --> 00:03:53,527 Well, a belated honeymoon.... 70 00:03:56,279 --> 00:03:56,909 You see... 71 00:03:56,988 --> 00:03:59,035 He's a captain in the army and, 72 00:03:59,112 --> 00:04:01,991 he was sent right to Turkey as soon as he was married. 73 00:04:02,072 --> 00:04:03,660 Well, Laura had to stay in the states. 74 00:04:03,739 --> 00:04:04,779 How come? 75 00:04:04,865 --> 00:04:05,524 Her mother was very sick...Terminal. 76 00:04:07,531 --> 00:04:07,981 Mmm...two years apart. 77 00:04:09,574 --> 00:04:11,783 Not much of a way to start a marriage. 78 00:04:11,867 --> 00:04:13,245 Let's hope they can start it here. 79 00:04:14,910 --> 00:04:15,989 Hey Joe,let's get off. 80 00:04:16,076 --> 00:04:17,654 I can't go through with it. 81 00:04:17,743 --> 00:04:19,332 It's too late, Harold. You can't back out now. 82 00:04:19,410 --> 00:04:21,829 Ah, but, Joe...What if it doesn't work? 83 00:04:21,912 --> 00:04:22,490 It's gonna work.It'll work, Harold. 84 00:04:22,577 --> 00:04:23,997 Don't worry. It's gonna work. 85 00:04:24,078 --> 00:04:24,997 What if we get caught? 86 00:04:25,078 --> 00:04:26,038 We're not gonna get caught. 87 00:04:26,121 --> 00:04:26,951 Will you shut up. 88 00:04:27,039 --> 00:04:27,987 How do you know, Joe? 89 00:04:28,079 --> 00:04:29,118 How do you know, huh? 90 00:04:29,205 --> 00:04:31,545 Harold...I'm your big brother. 91 00:04:31,623 --> 00:04:32,671 Have I ever lied to you? 92 00:04:32,747 --> 00:04:33,497 Yeah. 93 00:04:33,581 --> 00:04:34,671 Lots of times. 94 00:04:34,749 --> 00:04:35,208 I never lied. What're you talkin' about? 95 00:04:35,874 --> 00:04:36,494 See? 96 00:04:36,583 --> 00:04:37,541 You're doin' it again. 97 00:04:37,624 --> 00:04:39,043 Okay,stay right here.I'm gonna get our cabin number. 98 00:04:39,124 --> 00:04:40,414 Stay right here... 99 00:05:08,424 --> 00:05:09,514 Okay, Harold. 100 00:05:09,592 --> 00:05:10,512 Cabin one-thirty-one on the fiesta deck. 101 00:05:14,260 --> 00:05:15,799 Oh, I don't know, al. 102 00:05:15,886 --> 00:05:16,716 It's very kind of you to ask... 103 00:05:16,804 --> 00:05:20,261 But I've been out of circulation for so long. 104 00:05:21,846 --> 00:05:23,554 Do you mind if I don't call you al? 105 00:05:23,638 --> 00:05:24,888 It was my husband's name. 106 00:05:24,971 --> 00:05:27,719 As Shakespeare said..."What's in a name?" 107 00:05:27,806 --> 00:05:30,515 But then, what's he written lately? 108 00:05:30,599 --> 00:05:31,848 I have a middle name. 109 00:05:31,933 --> 00:05:32,681 Cornelius. 110 00:05:32,765 --> 00:05:33,555 Oh, I like that. 111 00:05:33,641 --> 00:05:35,680 Well, then Cornelius it is. 112 00:05:35,767 --> 00:05:40,234 And this afternoon...Say about three o'clock in the pacific lounge bar? 113 00:05:42,268 --> 00:05:42,977 How can I say no...Cornelius. 114 00:05:47,146 --> 00:05:47,894 Cornelius...... 115 00:05:54,939 --> 00:05:55,649 Oh, nuts! 116 00:05:56,565 --> 00:05:57,274 May I help? 117 00:05:57,940 --> 00:05:58,899 Oh,thank you. 118 00:06:00,608 --> 00:06:03,025 I'm Anita Carmichael. 119 00:06:03,107 --> 00:06:04,357 It was a present from my ex-husband. 120 00:06:04,442 --> 00:06:05,021 It never did work. 121 00:06:05,108 --> 00:06:06,028 But then again, neither did he. 122 00:06:09,443 --> 00:06:10,613 Oh, I think that does it....Oh! 123 00:06:12,237 --> 00:06:13,355 Oooh...oooh, I'm sorry.You're bleeding. 124 00:06:13,444 --> 00:06:14,903 What can I do for you? 125 00:06:16,112 --> 00:06:17,320 Have dinner with me. 126 00:06:17,403 --> 00:06:18,652 A late dinner...Under the starry skies, with the rippling water... 127 00:06:21,114 --> 00:06:22,701 Oh, perfect. 128 00:06:22,780 --> 00:06:23,740 I'll meet you here at ten. 129 00:06:24,657 --> 00:06:26,906 I'll bring the bandaids. 130 00:06:26,991 --> 00:06:30,198 I mean, after all, you bled for me, the least I can do is break bread with you..... 131 00:06:33,909 --> 00:06:35,568 If we're gonna be an item, shouldn't I know your name? 132 00:06:36,953 --> 00:06:37,701 Oh... 133 00:06:37,785 --> 00:06:38,584 Mcnair.... 134 00:06:38,660 --> 00:06:39,490 Mcnair? 135 00:06:39,577 --> 00:06:40,497 What a darling first name. 136 00:06:41,412 --> 00:06:42,329 I'll see you at ten. 137 00:06:45,913 --> 00:06:47,203 Mcnair.... 138 00:06:47,288 --> 00:06:49,086 Do you believe that guy? 139 00:06:49,163 --> 00:06:51,373 We're not even out to sea and he's already got two women swooning. 140 00:06:52,165 --> 00:06:53,003 Three. 141 00:06:53,081 --> 00:06:53,871 Three? 142 00:06:53,957 --> 00:06:54,996 He's incredible. 143 00:06:55,082 --> 00:06:56,922 He's out of his mind. 144 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:57,958 Those three ladies are travelling together. 145 00:07:23,757 --> 00:07:24,757 Oh! 146 00:07:24,842 --> 00:07:25,681 Oh, my back. 147 00:07:25,758 --> 00:07:26,548 I hurt my back. 148 00:07:26,634 --> 00:07:27,382 My back! 149 00:07:27,466 --> 00:07:28,295 Oh! 150 00:07:28,383 --> 00:07:29,173 Oh! 151 00:07:29,259 --> 00:07:30,059 My... 152 00:07:30,134 --> 00:07:31,134 What's the matter? 153 00:07:31,219 --> 00:07:33,226 Well, you're not gonna win an academy award with that. 154 00:07:33,301 --> 00:07:34,051 There's something that isn't... 155 00:07:34,135 --> 00:07:34,385 There's something that....I know... 156 00:07:36,971 --> 00:07:38,049 Anguish... 157 00:07:38,136 --> 00:07:38,885 That's it anguish. 158 00:07:38,970 --> 00:07:39,760 The anguish and pain.... 159 00:07:39,846 --> 00:07:40,596 Oh....oh... 160 00:07:44,180 --> 00:07:45,219 One more thing, Harold.... 161 00:07:45,305 --> 00:07:47,683 You're in agony...You put your two eyes with the agony... 162 00:07:47,764 --> 00:07:49,513 You gotta roll your two eyes back in your head. 163 00:07:49,598 --> 00:07:50,308 Gets 'em every time. 164 00:07:53,140 --> 00:07:53,890 Perfect! That's face. 165 00:07:53,975 --> 00:07:54,765 That's it. 166 00:07:54,851 --> 00:07:56,230 That's face. 167 00:07:56,309 --> 00:07:59,516 That face...That face is gonna get us fifty thousand bucks in our pocket. 168 00:07:59,601 --> 00:08:00,221 Perfect. 169 00:08:00,310 --> 00:08:01,639 Why don't you have the accident? 170 00:08:02,935 --> 00:08:03,605 No, no, no. 171 00:08:03,686 --> 00:08:04,386 We talked about that. 172 00:08:04,478 --> 00:08:05,647 You're the accident. I'm business. 173 00:08:08,478 --> 00:08:10,568 You know I wish I'd never let you talk me into this. 174 00:08:10,647 --> 00:08:11,067 Hey, wait a minute. Stop. 175 00:08:11,147 --> 00:08:12,235 Wait a second. 176 00:08:12,312 --> 00:08:14,272 Do you want to be a cough drop salesman your whole life? 177 00:08:14,356 --> 00:08:14,736 Now come on. Get with it.... 178 00:08:16,190 --> 00:08:17,648 But this time heart...A little heart and agony. 179 00:08:19,148 --> 00:08:19,898 You know, agony. 180 00:08:19,983 --> 00:08:20,823 I got it. 181 00:08:20,900 --> 00:08:21,609 Go. 182 00:08:26,151 --> 00:08:26,901 Oh! 183 00:08:26,986 --> 00:08:28,064 My nose.... 184 00:08:28,151 --> 00:08:29,110 Wait a minute, it's your back. 185 00:08:29,193 --> 00:08:30,023 It's not your nose. 186 00:08:30,111 --> 00:08:30,901 Oh, my god. 187 00:08:30,987 --> 00:08:32,036 My nose. 188 00:08:32,112 --> 00:08:32,900 It's not my back. 189 00:08:32,986 --> 00:08:33,736 It's my nose. 190 00:08:33,820 --> 00:08:34,570 Oh!... 191 00:08:39,029 --> 00:08:39,869 Look! 192 00:08:39,947 --> 00:08:40,657 I'm bleeding. 193 00:08:42,115 --> 00:08:43,363 I want you to be serious, Harold. 194 00:08:43,447 --> 00:08:44,617 There's no money in blood noses. 195 00:08:53,868 --> 00:08:55,577 I haven't seen this much confetti since your wedding to Nick. 196 00:08:57,326 --> 00:08:59,745 Who shall hereafter be known as Nick the nothing...... 197 00:09:02,161 --> 00:09:05,249 You know it would have been more appropriate to throw a little confetti at the divorce. 198 00:09:05,329 --> 00:09:06,999 Well, at least when you're single they can't divorce you. 199 00:09:07,746 --> 00:09:09,125 No. 200 00:09:09,205 --> 00:09:11,415 All they can do is put on their Adidas and jog over your heart a few times. 201 00:09:12,455 --> 00:09:13,375 Oh, do I know that feeling.... 202 00:09:15,958 --> 00:09:18,205 So why did I let this fellow talk me into having cocktails tonight? 203 00:09:18,291 --> 00:09:19,001 Hm? 204 00:09:21,626 --> 00:09:23,084 I'm gonna call it off. 205 00:09:23,167 --> 00:09:24,417 No, you're not. 206 00:09:24,502 --> 00:09:27,709 When you fall off the horse, you're supposed to get right back on. 207 00:09:27,794 --> 00:09:29,213 Well, I didn't make a date with Seattle slew. 208 00:09:30,045 --> 00:09:30,885 I have a surprise. 209 00:09:30,963 --> 00:09:31,672 What? 210 00:09:33,129 --> 00:09:33,509 I'm meeting someone, too. 211 00:09:34,505 --> 00:09:36,084 You're kidding? 212 00:09:36,172 --> 00:09:37,380 He seems like a very nice fellow. 213 00:09:39,131 --> 00:09:40,091 You know what? 214 00:09:40,173 --> 00:09:41,672 I think there's a wave of musk attacking this ship. 215 00:09:43,632 --> 00:09:45,631 I have a date, too....A late date... 216 00:09:48,216 --> 00:09:50,506 What do you say we all cancel? 217 00:09:52,801 --> 00:09:53,591 Yeah... 218 00:09:53,677 --> 00:09:54,387 Men...who needs 'em? 219 00:09:57,219 --> 00:09:57,969 All: We do. 220 00:10:04,723 --> 00:10:05,432 Do you know how much I love you? 221 00:10:05,514 --> 00:10:06,684 Uh-uh....... 222 00:10:09,640 --> 00:10:11,889 Oh, you know, I'm more nervous than I was on our honeymoon. 223 00:10:11,975 --> 00:10:13,433 Oh now why should you feel nervous? 224 00:10:13,516 --> 00:10:15,635 Nothing can touch what we have together. 225 00:10:15,726 --> 00:10:17,056 I know.....But..... 226 00:10:18,517 --> 00:10:19,227 I mean, you've changed. 227 00:10:20,144 --> 00:10:21,603 No, I haven't. 228 00:10:21,686 --> 00:10:25,893 I'm still your same old Dave who forgot to get you a corsage for the senior prom, 229 00:10:25,979 --> 00:10:28,097 who loans you his English notes for composition one-a. 230 00:10:28,186 --> 00:10:29,146 And made me flunk the exam. 231 00:10:33,314 --> 00:10:35,233 Yeah, you're still my same old Dave...But you seem a little more... 232 00:10:37,356 --> 00:10:37,906 I dunno...Commanding. 233 00:10:39,399 --> 00:10:40,689 The army'll do that to you. 234 00:10:40,775 --> 00:10:41,445 Hut...hut... 235 00:10:41,525 --> 00:10:42,573 Left...right, to the rear, huh!!! 236 00:10:48,651 --> 00:10:49,651 You haven't changed. 237 00:10:49,736 --> 00:10:51,615 You're the same sweet girl I left behind. 238 00:10:51,695 --> 00:10:52,733 Oh...don't say it like that. 239 00:10:52,819 --> 00:10:54,779 I was hoping I'd grown up a little. 240 00:10:54,862 --> 00:10:56,282 What do you mean? 241 00:10:56,363 --> 00:10:58,910 You know, the last two years haven't exactly been easy. 242 00:10:58,988 --> 00:11:00,408 It's kinda been a crash course in maturity... 243 00:11:02,530 --> 00:11:03,780 Don't I seem a little bit more mature? 244 00:11:04,657 --> 00:11:06,156 In all the right places. 245 00:11:06,241 --> 00:11:07,199 That's not what I meant. 246 00:11:08,657 --> 00:11:09,487 I mean, I'm not a kid anymore, you know? 247 00:11:10,200 --> 00:11:11,829 I can give orders too. 248 00:11:12,700 --> 00:11:13,660 Oh, yeah? Gimme one. 249 00:11:14,410 --> 00:11:15,159 Okay....attention! 250 00:11:18,911 --> 00:11:19,661 Dress left... 251 00:11:20,537 --> 00:11:22,164 Undress! 252 00:11:22,244 --> 00:11:23,294 No, sergeant, you've got that wrong. 253 00:11:23,370 --> 00:11:24,120 It's dress left...Dress! 254 00:11:24,204 --> 00:11:24,953 Oh, yeah? 255 00:11:26,998 --> 00:11:28,415 We do things differently in my army, soldier. 256 00:11:42,542 --> 00:11:43,242 Pay attention, Rita. 257 00:11:46,503 --> 00:11:47,211 Sure, Barney. 258 00:11:55,172 --> 00:11:56,172 Well? 259 00:11:56,256 --> 00:11:56,586 Have you seen anything? 260 00:11:58,006 --> 00:11:58,375 Oh, yeah..... 261 00:12:02,214 --> 00:12:03,464 No, no, no. 262 00:12:03,549 --> 00:12:05,838 I mean, have you seen anything on the ship that you can fall over? 263 00:12:05,926 --> 00:12:06,976 Have you? 264 00:12:07,051 --> 00:12:07,800 Oh, yeah.... 265 00:12:13,385 --> 00:12:17,472 How do you expect to fall on your back if you are already on your back? 266 00:12:17,553 --> 00:12:19,012 Now please get up and look for something slippery. 267 00:12:20,764 --> 00:12:21,893 Hm? 268 00:12:21,972 --> 00:12:23,930 I...i said will you stand up and look for something slippery. 269 00:12:24,014 --> 00:12:24,803 Now come on. 270 00:12:24,889 --> 00:12:25,639 Oh...oh, yeah. 271 00:12:25,723 --> 00:12:26,473 Sorry, Joe. 272 00:12:28,057 --> 00:12:28,766 Would you please shoot, Rita. 273 00:12:32,515 --> 00:12:33,315 Oh! 274 00:12:33,391 --> 00:12:34,141 Oh! 275 00:12:34,225 --> 00:12:35,024 Oh! 276 00:12:35,100 --> 00:12:35,850 Are you all right? 277 00:12:39,101 --> 00:12:40,811 Well, when you're near me, i'm just...I'm just absolutely fine. 278 00:12:42,894 --> 00:12:43,474 Oh, no...No... 279 00:12:43,561 --> 00:12:44,521 This man is hurt.Look at this. 280 00:12:44,604 --> 00:12:45,563 Would everybody please ... 281 00:12:45,646 --> 00:12:47,644 Now come on, stand back now and give him some air. 282 00:12:47,729 --> 00:12:48,728 Everybody give him some air. 283 00:12:48,812 --> 00:12:49,602 Okay? 284 00:12:49,688 --> 00:12:50,858 Okay, roll your eyes. 285 00:12:50,940 --> 00:12:51,769 This is it. 286 00:12:51,856 --> 00:12:52,644 Roll your eyes.... 287 00:12:52,730 --> 00:12:54,690 Oh, my brother, 288 00:12:54,773 --> 00:12:58,480 this is my brother has been seriously hurt and you are all 289 00:12:58,565 --> 00:13:01,115 everyone of you are witnesses here to the gross 290 00:13:01,193 --> 00:13:04,320 negligence of proper precautions on this ship. 291 00:13:04,401 --> 00:13:04,980 Now wait a minute,wait a minute. 292 00:13:05,068 --> 00:13:05,818 I don't know about negligence. 293 00:13:05,902 --> 00:13:07,990 I mean, I just saw a guy fall down. 294 00:13:08,069 --> 00:13:08,858 That's all. 295 00:13:08,944 --> 00:13:09,694 Oh...oh...oh...oh... 296 00:13:10,737 --> 00:13:11,526 Oh, my back! 297 00:13:11,612 --> 00:13:12,230 My back. 298 00:13:12,319 --> 00:13:14,279 I hurt my back when I fell down. 299 00:13:14,363 --> 00:13:15,032 What'd you say? What? 300 00:13:15,112 --> 00:13:16,152 Oh, my back. 301 00:13:16,238 --> 00:13:17,986 I hurt my back real bad when I fell down. 302 00:13:18,072 --> 00:13:18,821 Well...huh? 303 00:13:21,199 --> 00:13:22,866 Well, I think that I better go get the doc. 304 00:13:24,282 --> 00:13:25,991 Oh, you poor, poor man. 305 00:13:31,534 --> 00:13:32,412 A toast.... 306 00:13:32,492 --> 00:13:38,788 Salud, amor y pesetas y tiempo para gustarles. 307 00:13:38,869 --> 00:13:39,419 Mmm...sounds lovely.... 308 00:13:41,288 --> 00:13:42,335 Would you care to translate? 309 00:13:42,411 --> 00:13:43,451 Alvin: Mm... 310 00:13:43,537 --> 00:13:45,666 Up to the lips and past the gums... 311 00:13:45,747 --> 00:13:46,657 Look out stomach here it comes... 312 00:13:52,082 --> 00:13:53,791 No it really means...Health...Love and money and time to enjoy them. 313 00:14:00,752 --> 00:14:02,289 It's been a long while since I've enjoyed anything. 314 00:14:04,544 --> 00:14:05,703 My husband died two years ago. 315 00:14:10,755 --> 00:14:12,962 Well, you're a desirable woman who obviously had a good experience in marriage. 316 00:14:17,422 --> 00:14:19,091 There's no reason why you can't have another satisfying relationship. 317 00:14:22,256 --> 00:14:23,466 There was only one man for me. 318 00:14:25,300 --> 00:14:25,800 That's impossible....... 319 00:14:30,260 --> 00:14:33,217 Of course it won't be exactly the same, but...But it will be good in its own way. 320 00:14:40,305 --> 00:14:42,013 This is all going a little too fast for me. 321 00:14:43,263 --> 00:14:44,183 I think I'd better go. 322 00:14:45,306 --> 00:14:46,306 Oh, I understand. 323 00:14:46,391 --> 00:14:48,638 But look...Look, if...If you want to call me or talk, 324 00:14:50,892 --> 00:14:53,849 or anything.I'm in a-two-seven-one. 325 00:14:57,810 --> 00:14:58,559 Maybe.4 326 00:15:07,437 --> 00:15:08,186 Thank you. 327 00:15:08,980 --> 00:15:09,730 For what? 328 00:15:12,563 --> 00:15:15,822 For making me realize I can feel agian. 329 00:15:35,780 --> 00:15:36,530 Ow!!!!! 330 00:15:39,322 --> 00:15:40,072 How bad is it, doc? 331 00:15:40,156 --> 00:15:41,415 Ah, not bad at all. 332 00:15:41,490 --> 00:15:43,028 In fact, I think his lungs are perfect. 333 00:15:43,115 --> 00:15:44,275 He didn't fall on his lungs, doc. 334 00:15:45,116 --> 00:15:46,865 He fell on his back. 335 00:15:46,950 --> 00:15:48,708 Well, he's got a slight bruise near the lumbar area... 336 00:15:48,783 --> 00:15:49,863 Oh!!!! 337 00:15:49,951 --> 00:15:51,610 Area, but...I don't think there's any damage to the disc. 338 00:15:57,077 --> 00:15:58,076 Ohhhhh!!!! 339 00:15:58,160 --> 00:15:59,370 But then again, I could be wrong. 340 00:16:02,286 --> 00:16:03,376 Well, we're gonna sue anyway, doc. 341 00:16:03,454 --> 00:16:05,203 Yeah, we're gonna sue. 342 00:16:05,288 --> 00:16:08,295 I mean I don't know how long my kid brother's gonna be in the hospital. 343 00:16:08,372 --> 00:16:11,870 For all I know, he could spend the rest of his life in a wheelchair or even longer. 344 00:16:11,957 --> 00:16:12,416 Well, I'll....Excuse me.... 345 00:16:15,291 --> 00:16:17,759 I'll check back in a couple of hours. 346 00:16:17,834 --> 00:16:19,083 He'll probably be feeling better by then. 347 00:16:19,167 --> 00:16:19,757 Feeling better? 348 00:16:21,294 --> 00:16:22,251 You call yourself a doctor? 349 00:16:23,627 --> 00:16:24,587 We're gonna get us a specialist. 350 00:16:24,670 --> 00:16:25,499 That's what. 351 00:16:25,586 --> 00:16:26,296 Oh! 352 00:16:27,878 --> 00:16:28,587 Oh! 353 00:16:29,504 --> 00:16:30,464 Excuse me. 354 00:16:32,587 --> 00:16:33,387 Ohhh... 355 00:16:33,463 --> 00:16:34,383 How are you, you poor baby. 356 00:16:37,631 --> 00:16:38,590 I told you he'd feel better. 357 00:16:58,762 --> 00:17:00,552 How 'bout a toast. 358 00:17:00,639 --> 00:17:03,856 To my wife...The most wonderful girl in the world. 359 00:17:03,931 --> 00:17:05,180 And to you...The best husband anybody ever had...... 360 00:17:11,642 --> 00:17:12,900 We have something else to celebrate. 361 00:17:12,975 --> 00:17:14,145 I can't believe, I forgot to tell you... 362 00:17:16,310 --> 00:17:17,018 I got a promotion. 363 00:17:17,977 --> 00:17:18,896 Hey, that's great, honey. 364 00:17:18,977 --> 00:17:21,017 They want to make me a buyer for the whole store. 365 00:17:21,978 --> 00:17:23,147 Well, are you gonna take it? 366 00:17:24,646 --> 00:17:26,015 Well, why wouldn't I? 367 00:17:26,105 --> 00:17:28,562 I thought now that I'm back you'd want to spend a little more time at home. 368 00:17:30,982 --> 00:17:32,439 Ah, but Dave, this is such a great opportunity. 369 00:17:34,940 --> 00:17:37,608 And they all have such faith in me...But I know I could be good at this. 370 00:17:38,816 --> 00:17:39,896 Of course you would. 371 00:17:39,984 --> 00:17:41,443 You'd be good at anything you tried. 372 00:17:41,526 --> 00:17:43,234 But the thing that you're best at is being my wife. 373 00:17:45,527 --> 00:17:48,534 Boy, did I brag about you to my buddies overseas. 374 00:17:48,610 --> 00:17:52,067 It told those guys you can cook up a Sunday dinner that would put the ritz to shame.... 375 00:17:52,153 --> 00:17:54,613 And that you've got a shape that makes Charlie's angels look like hogan's heroes. 376 00:17:59,781 --> 00:18:00,781 Wanna dance? 377 00:18:00,866 --> 00:18:01,904 I thought you wanted to talk. 378 00:18:01,989 --> 00:18:02,909 Well, I changed my mind. 379 00:18:04,324 --> 00:18:05,163 Something bothering you? 380 00:18:05,241 --> 00:18:06,031 Let's just dance, okay? 381 00:18:06,117 --> 00:18:06,906 Sure. 382 00:18:06,991 --> 00:18:07,701 Sure. 383 00:18:09,534 --> 00:18:11,902 There's nothing wrong with mr.Nash's back. 384 00:18:11,992 --> 00:18:12,952 I'd stake my reputation on it. 385 00:18:14,119 --> 00:18:16,078 What we need to do is to prove that Mr. 386 00:18:16,162 --> 00:18:17,870 Nash isn't really hurt. 387 00:18:17,953 --> 00:18:20,712 All we've got to do if find a way to make him stand up. 388 00:18:20,788 --> 00:18:22,705 How 'bout sneaking into his cabin and playing the national anthem? 389 00:18:25,497 --> 00:18:27,165 I could slip some prune juice in his piña colada. 390 00:18:29,081 --> 00:18:29,871 Hold it. 391 00:18:29,957 --> 00:18:30,837 Hold it. 392 00:18:30,916 --> 00:18:32,333 You're all forgetting the possibility that Mr. 393 00:18:32,415 --> 00:18:33,115 Nash is really hurt. 394 00:18:34,833 --> 00:18:36,543 Any attempt to prove otherwise, could really make him worse. 395 00:18:38,042 --> 00:18:39,252 Then we'd really have a lawsuit. 396 00:18:41,335 --> 00:18:42,293 I want mr.Nash made as comfortable as possible. 397 00:18:44,669 --> 00:18:46,039 He's to be treated like a v.I.P. 398 00:18:46,129 --> 00:18:46,838 Yeah,very ingenious phony. 399 00:18:49,838 --> 00:18:54,585 Isaac...you will please take the gentlemen a bottle of our best champagne with my compliments. 400 00:18:54,672 --> 00:18:55,962 Our foreign best or our domestic best? 401 00:18:56,674 --> 00:18:58,301 Domestic. 402 00:18:58,381 --> 00:18:59,841 In case there's a remote possibility I'm wrong. 403 00:19:13,178 --> 00:19:14,138 You know...You've got an extraordinary face. 404 00:19:20,139 --> 00:19:20,849 And you have an extraordinary line. 405 00:19:23,222 --> 00:19:24,182 Don't you ever let your guard down? 406 00:19:26,183 --> 00:19:29,430 Well, when you've played the singles game for a long time, 407 00:19:29,516 --> 00:19:32,763 you hear a lot of lines and a lot of promises. 408 00:19:32,850 --> 00:19:34,270 And you end up using a lot of kleenex. 409 00:19:37,727 --> 00:19:38,686 I know what you mean. 410 00:19:40,479 --> 00:19:43,806 And...you cry...When it's over? 411 00:19:45,480 --> 00:19:48,317 Bonnie, all men are not made of stone. 412 00:19:50,065 --> 00:19:52,022 I've been in love and yes, you're darn right I've cried. 413 00:19:54,149 --> 00:19:54,938 But... 414 00:19:55,024 --> 00:19:55,984 I learned something from it. 415 00:19:56,067 --> 00:19:59,284 You can't become so afraid of, 416 00:20:01,360 --> 00:20:04,158 getting hurt again that,you run from something that could be right. 417 00:20:11,363 --> 00:20:14,281 Well, I...My problem is I've always been afraid..... 418 00:20:20,491 --> 00:20:21,191 I'm still afraid... 419 00:20:33,827 --> 00:20:34,287 Goodnight, Vinnie. 420 00:20:42,871 --> 00:20:45,630 Oh, gee, Rita, you know, whenever you're near 421 00:20:45,706 --> 00:20:48,583 i just, well, I feel so much better. 422 00:20:52,832 --> 00:20:53,582 Oh...oh...oh... 423 00:20:53,666 --> 00:20:56,215 Isn't it awful how it comes and goes. 424 00:20:58,542 --> 00:20:59,252 Oh....oh....oh......oh... 425 00:21:02,335 --> 00:21:02,875 Champagne... 426 00:21:04,420 --> 00:21:06,997 Compliments of the captain. 427 00:21:07,087 --> 00:21:08,456 Would you like me to pour, mr.Nash? 428 00:21:08,545 --> 00:21:09,255 Oh..... 429 00:21:10,714 --> 00:21:11,513 Right on! 430 00:21:11,589 --> 00:21:13,297 You got it. 431 00:21:13,380 --> 00:21:16,429 Oh...this is very sweet of the captain, 432 00:21:17,507 --> 00:21:19,306 isn't it, Harold? 433 00:21:19,382 --> 00:21:20,512 Yes, but... 434 00:21:21,383 --> 00:21:22,221 I... 435 00:21:22,299 --> 00:21:24,299 I..i don't think I can sit up to drink it. 436 00:21:24,384 --> 00:21:25,343 Don't worry about a thing. 437 00:21:26,010 --> 00:21:26,799 I got that covered. 438 00:21:26,884 --> 00:21:27,634 I brought this.... 439 00:21:27,718 --> 00:21:28,467 See now... 440 00:21:30,220 --> 00:21:32,927 I pop in the funnel and you've got it made. 441 00:21:34,262 --> 00:21:35,511 Some of the finest champagne I got... 442 00:21:35,596 --> 00:21:36,436 Oh! 443 00:21:36,514 --> 00:21:37,302 Ahhh.... 444 00:21:37,387 --> 00:21:38,096 Boy, that's cold! 445 00:21:40,681 --> 00:21:41,390 Oh, mr.Nash. 446 00:21:42,388 --> 00:21:43,178 I feel terrible. 447 00:21:43,264 --> 00:21:44,304 Well, how did that happen. 448 00:21:44,390 --> 00:21:45,139 Gee! 449 00:21:45,224 --> 00:21:46,014 Wow! 450 00:21:46,100 --> 00:21:46,938 That's cold.... 451 00:21:47,015 --> 00:21:47,725 Oh, I... 452 00:21:50,851 --> 00:21:52,098 I think that made my back worse.... 453 00:21:52,183 --> 00:21:52,983 Oh... 454 00:21:53,059 --> 00:21:53,809 Oh... 455 00:21:53,893 --> 00:21:54,642 No just your case. 456 00:22:06,189 --> 00:22:07,107 Oh, mcnair, you think of everything. 457 00:22:08,897 --> 00:22:11,147 A picnic on a ship. 458 00:22:11,233 --> 00:22:15,659 Well, you see they charge you extra if you bring the moon into the dining room. 459 00:22:15,733 --> 00:22:17,061 Oh, you're so wonderful. 460 00:22:17,149 --> 00:22:21,895 My ex-husband's idea of a romantic evening was hanging around McDonald's 461 00:22:21,983 --> 00:22:25,322 waiting for them to change the number to thirty-seven billion sold. 462 00:22:28,027 --> 00:22:28,737 Well...shall we? 463 00:22:29,862 --> 00:22:31,192 Oh, wonderful. 464 00:22:31,279 --> 00:22:32,737 Oh, by the way, I hope that you...Like oysters. 465 00:22:34,613 --> 00:22:35,243 I love them. 466 00:22:35,322 --> 00:22:36,452 You know what they're known for? 467 00:22:38,572 --> 00:22:39,332 Making pearls? 468 00:22:39,406 --> 00:22:40,366 Oh, then you do know. 469 00:22:44,075 --> 00:22:46,613 A little of the bubbly. 470 00:22:57,870 --> 00:22:59,829 We've got a lot of lost time to make up. 471 00:22:59,913 --> 00:23:01,372 We got a lot of other things to make up, too. 472 00:23:05,623 --> 00:23:07,421 Well, maybe we'll get lucky and make ourselves a beautiful baby. 473 00:23:08,581 --> 00:23:09,671 Dave... 474 00:23:09,749 --> 00:23:11,209 You don't make a baby just like that. 475 00:23:11,291 --> 00:23:12,619 I know. 476 00:23:12,707 --> 00:23:15,296 But...didn't we always plan to make our family when we were twenty-four? 477 00:23:16,709 --> 00:23:19,957 Yeah, but we were sixteen when we made those plans. 478 00:23:20,044 --> 00:23:22,171 It all seemed so far off. 479 00:23:22,252 --> 00:23:22,832 So what are you saying? 480 00:23:22,919 --> 00:23:24,509 You don't want a baby? 481 00:23:24,586 --> 00:23:25,506 Of course, I want a baby. 482 00:23:27,087 --> 00:23:28,336 Then what are we waiting for? 483 00:23:28,420 --> 00:23:30,630 We're waiting for a lot of things. 484 00:23:30,714 --> 00:23:34,341 Look, I just spent the last two years caring for my mother. 485 00:23:34,423 --> 00:23:38,339 For waiting for me to say that I'm ready to spend a lot more years caring for a child. 486 00:23:38,423 --> 00:23:40,593 Honey, once that little baby came, you'd be the happiest girl on earth. 487 00:23:42,341 --> 00:23:43,051 Dave.... 488 00:23:44,592 --> 00:23:46,262 Can't we be happy with just the two of us? 489 00:23:47,510 --> 00:23:49,009 Now? 490 00:23:49,094 --> 00:23:50,004 You really have changed, haven't you? 491 00:23:53,470 --> 00:23:55,179 Well, I haven't changed the way I feel about you. 492 00:24:03,473 --> 00:24:06,022 And when the champagne spilled on him, he almost leaped out of the bed. 493 00:24:07,307 --> 00:24:08,596 Must have been a bad year. 494 00:24:08,683 --> 00:24:10,813 The guy is obviously faking it. 495 00:24:10,893 --> 00:24:13,680 Look, the fact that he sat up doesn't prove a thing. 496 00:24:13,768 --> 00:24:17,015 Now if he stood up and walked around, then we could prove he's a fraud. 497 00:24:17,102 --> 00:24:18,901 How're we gonna get him to do that? 498 00:24:18,978 --> 00:24:20,518 Yeah.and what if we're wrong? 499 00:24:20,604 --> 00:24:22,271 And what about the captain? 500 00:24:22,353 --> 00:24:25,692 He told us to give him the finest treatment. 501 00:24:25,772 --> 00:24:31,358 Then let's do what the captain says.Give him the treatment. 502 00:24:33,065 --> 00:24:33,775 Mmmm... 503 00:24:40,443 --> 00:24:44,110 Oh, charolette look at the dolphin out there. 504 00:24:46,362 --> 00:24:48,159 Well, if it isn't our wayward girl. 505 00:24:48,236 --> 00:24:51,863 Oh, I never knew you were so...Neat, Anita. 506 00:24:51,945 --> 00:24:56,034 You made your bed so well this morning, it didn't even looked like you'd slept in it last night. 507 00:24:56,115 --> 00:24:59,912 Oh, girls, I've met Mr. Right. 508 00:24:59,991 --> 00:25:01,948 Excuse me, but...That is what you said about your first husband. 509 00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:04,999 You remember him? 510 00:25:05,576 --> 00:25:06,824 Mr.wrong. 511 00:25:06,908 --> 00:25:08,367 Oh, mcnair is different. 512 00:25:08,450 --> 00:25:09,120 Mcnair, sophisticated and...And elegant. 513 00:25:11,411 --> 00:25:12,829 He's a close encounter of the very best kind. 514 00:25:15,287 --> 00:25:17,495 I know exactly what you mean. 515 00:25:17,579 --> 00:25:26,124 Vinnie is so sensitive,charming, but well, I don't think it'd be very difficult to get 516 00:25:26,956 --> 00:25:27,706 involved with him. 517 00:25:27,790 --> 00:25:28,499 I don't get you two. 518 00:25:29,499 --> 00:25:30,459 One date and rockets go off. 519 00:25:30,542 --> 00:25:31,172 They do if you like fireworks. 520 00:25:32,749 --> 00:25:34,379 Well, I was with a sweet man... 521 00:25:34,459 --> 00:25:37,676 As a matter of fact, outside of my husband, he's the most understanding man I've ever met. 522 00:25:39,502 --> 00:25:40,962 But I certainly didn't leap into bed with him. 523 00:25:42,294 --> 00:25:44,374 Well, maybe you should have. 524 00:25:44,462 --> 00:25:46,720 I think it's time you got back in the swim, dear. 525 00:25:46,795 --> 00:25:48,004 And I don't mean the pool. 526 00:25:56,008 --> 00:25:56,756 Gopher, you're on. 527 00:26:01,093 --> 00:26:04,380 Why am I shaking so much? 528 00:26:04,468 --> 00:26:06,556 I felt the same way when I mixed my first bullshot. 529 00:26:06,635 --> 00:26:07,344 You'll be fine. 530 00:26:08,177 --> 00:26:09,967 Break a leg. 531 00:26:10,053 --> 00:26:11,262 Break a leg?I thought I was supposed to have a heart attack. 532 00:26:12,303 --> 00:26:13,753 Break a leg means good luck. 533 00:26:14,762 --> 00:26:15,092 Oh.... 534 00:26:16,430 --> 00:26:17,139 Okay, here goes. 535 00:26:20,473 --> 00:26:21,392 Your heart's on the other side. 536 00:26:59,359 --> 00:27:00,109 Gopher, are you okay?!! 537 00:27:01,484 --> 00:27:02,273 Sir! 538 00:27:02,359 --> 00:27:03,899 Sure. 539 00:27:03,986 --> 00:27:06,195 Oh...gee, if you liked my Jerry Lewis impression, wait'll you see my Dean Martin.... 540 00:27:07,486 --> 00:27:10,525 "Everybody loves somebody sometime..." 541 00:27:10,614 --> 00:27:15,070 Want to see my impression of a purser getting fired? 542 00:27:19,490 --> 00:27:21,160 If it's any consolation we liked your Dean Martin impression. 543 00:27:39,496 --> 00:27:40,206 Vinnie? 544 00:27:41,829 --> 00:27:42,539 Vinnie? 545 00:27:43,497 --> 00:27:44,586 Oh, hi. 546 00:27:44,664 --> 00:27:47,412 I've something to say and if I don't say it all at once, 547 00:27:47,498 --> 00:27:50,457 i probably won't be able to say it at all, so don't stop me or I'll never say it... 548 00:27:54,959 --> 00:27:56,129 Remember when I said I was afraid? 549 00:27:57,460 --> 00:27:58,159 Afraid of men.... 550 00:27:59,628 --> 00:28:01,636 Afraid of hurt? 551 00:28:01,710 --> 00:28:05,549 Afraid...afraid it would always end before it had a chance to begin? 552 00:28:08,630 --> 00:28:11,967 Well, I'm not afraid anymore. 553 00:28:14,882 --> 00:28:17,720 Not if it means getting a chance to know somebody like you. 554 00:28:39,681 --> 00:28:41,220 Well, I'm off duty. 555 00:28:41,306 --> 00:28:42,975 Either of you two kids want a game of ping-pong? 556 00:28:44,308 --> 00:28:45,097 No thanks, merrill. 557 00:28:45,183 --> 00:28:46,432 We'll just soak up the sun. 558 00:28:46,516 --> 00:28:47,265 I'd love one. 559 00:28:47,350 --> 00:28:48,269 Good. 560 00:28:48,350 --> 00:28:49,690 Dave's dad warned me about your killer serve. 561 00:28:56,852 --> 00:28:58,101 Merrill, could I talk to you? 562 00:28:58,186 --> 00:28:58,946 I've got a...Slight problem. 563 00:29:00,021 --> 00:29:00,771 Oh.... 564 00:29:00,855 --> 00:29:01,812 Is your cabin okay? 565 00:29:01,895 --> 00:29:03,975 Or do you want to have dinner at a different table? 566 00:29:04,064 --> 00:29:05,313 You know, I do have some pull. 567 00:29:05,397 --> 00:29:06,147 No...it's Dave. 568 00:29:08,189 --> 00:29:09,489 Dave? 569 00:29:09,565 --> 00:29:12,772 Oh, well, first of all you know that I love him more than anything. 570 00:29:12,857 --> 00:29:15,606 I mean, I want to be his wife for the rest of my life. 571 00:29:15,692 --> 00:29:18,529 Well, that doesn't sound like a problem to me. 572 00:29:18,609 --> 00:29:21,277 It's just that I do want a chance to do some things on my own. 573 00:29:22,902 --> 00:29:25,651 Well, of course you do. 574 00:29:25,737 --> 00:29:29,954 If only Dave felt the same way, then maybe I wouldn't have to feel so... 575 00:29:30,030 --> 00:29:33,197 Laura...what you have to do is ask for what you want, or you're never gonna get it. 576 00:29:35,865 --> 00:29:38,032 If you can't be honest with Dave...Who can you be honest with? 577 00:29:43,867 --> 00:29:44,696 Thanks. 578 00:29:44,784 --> 00:29:46,164 Ah...now...you want to see my killer serve? 579 00:29:51,285 --> 00:29:51,994 You bet. 580 00:29:55,871 --> 00:29:59,208 You wanna see it again? 581 00:30:03,206 --> 00:30:04,625 Oh, Cornelius, you're just the person I need. 582 00:30:06,041 --> 00:30:07,499 Could you possibly help me with this strap? 583 00:30:08,874 --> 00:30:09,624 Oh, sure....... 584 00:30:14,834 --> 00:30:15,624 Oh.... 585 00:30:15,710 --> 00:30:16,748 I... 586 00:30:16,834 --> 00:30:18,833 I think it has to be retied. 587 00:30:18,919 --> 00:30:20,469 Maybe we better go into my cabin, huh? 588 00:30:20,545 --> 00:30:21,293 Oh, yeah. 589 00:30:21,378 --> 00:30:22,127 Okay. 590 00:30:31,381 --> 00:30:33,090 My husband used to take care of problems like this. 591 00:30:37,216 --> 00:30:38,055 Charlotte? 592 00:30:38,132 --> 00:30:38,842 Hm? 593 00:30:40,218 --> 00:30:44,045 When are you going to stop living in the past? 594 00:30:47,552 --> 00:30:50,131 I guess....Now. 595 00:31:11,725 --> 00:31:14,355 I can't wait for you to meet my friends. 596 00:31:14,436 --> 00:31:15,895 Can I bring them to cocktails at six? 597 00:31:16,894 --> 00:31:17,644 Sure. 598 00:31:17,728 --> 00:31:18,317 It'd be my pleasure. 599 00:31:22,104 --> 00:31:23,064 Charlotte, are you in there? 600 00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:25,270 It's us. 601 00:31:25,356 --> 00:31:25,896 Bonnie and Anita. 602 00:31:26,730 --> 00:31:27,979 You can meet them right now. 603 00:31:28,064 --> 00:31:28,894 Wait a minute. 604 00:31:28,982 --> 00:31:29,772 Wait a minute. 605 00:31:29,857 --> 00:31:30,777 Wait a minute. 606 00:31:30,858 --> 00:31:31,446 Bonnie...bonnie and Anita...Your...Your friends? 607 00:31:32,565 --> 00:31:33,605 Yes. 608 00:31:33,692 --> 00:31:34,152 Well...well, I.......Uh... 609 00:31:36,900 --> 00:31:37,939 Never mind. 610 00:31:38,025 --> 00:31:38,685 I understand...Come back later, girls. 611 00:31:42,443 --> 00:31:44,153 I have a gentleman with me now...And he's not decent. 612 00:31:48,570 --> 00:31:49,530 That's about the size of it. 613 00:31:55,907 --> 00:31:57,575 Our baby better have your eyes, or I'm gonna send him back. 614 00:32:00,575 --> 00:32:04,621 Hey, Dave...I've been thinking about that a lot, 615 00:32:04,701 --> 00:32:08,118 and I'd like to wait a while before we start our family.... 616 00:32:12,077 --> 00:32:12,997 We're young. 617 00:32:13,078 --> 00:32:15,167 We have all the time in the world ahead of us... 618 00:32:16,246 --> 00:32:17,665 And I really want to take that job. 619 00:32:19,414 --> 00:32:20,374 I just don't get you, Laura. 620 00:32:21,414 --> 00:32:22,963 I used to know you inside out. 621 00:32:23,039 --> 00:32:25,168 Now suddenly you're a total stranger. 622 00:32:25,249 --> 00:32:27,417 Look, I've handled a lot of responsibility in the last couple of years. 623 00:32:28,499 --> 00:32:29,209 I grew up. 624 00:32:29,292 --> 00:32:30,292 I can't pretend that didn't happen. 625 00:32:31,582 --> 00:32:32,332 What about me? 626 00:32:32,417 --> 00:32:33,957 I've had two years of growing up, too. 627 00:32:34,043 --> 00:32:35,462 Two years of thinking about what I want. 628 00:32:36,584 --> 00:32:37,334 A home...A family.... 629 00:32:39,586 --> 00:32:40,506 It's perfectly normal, isn't it? 630 00:32:40,587 --> 00:32:42,334 Of course...If two people want it at the same time. 631 00:32:45,088 --> 00:32:46,297 Lots of women want what I want, Laura. 632 00:32:47,754 --> 00:32:49,134 Fine. 633 00:32:49,214 --> 00:32:51,801 If all those women are lined up waiting for you why don't you go find one. 634 00:32:52,464 --> 00:32:53,254 I did! 635 00:32:57,091 --> 00:32:57,840 What? 636 00:33:02,884 --> 00:33:04,553 I didn't mean for it to come out like that..... 637 00:33:09,554 --> 00:33:10,724 It was in Turkey. 638 00:33:10,805 --> 00:33:11,632 I was lonely. 639 00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:12,430 I was.... 640 00:33:14,222 --> 00:33:14,931 You were human. 641 00:33:17,222 --> 00:33:18,141 I know how that feels. 642 00:33:21,931 --> 00:33:22,641 Thanks for understanding for,for being you. 643 00:33:26,475 --> 00:33:27,054 Dave. 644 00:33:30,060 --> 00:33:33,687 I was human, too. 645 00:33:33,769 --> 00:33:34,478 What did you say? 646 00:33:37,936 --> 00:33:38,856 I was giving everything I had to mom. 647 00:33:40,814 --> 00:33:42,271 I guess I needed someone to give something back. 648 00:33:48,231 --> 00:33:48,941 And I trusted you...... 649 00:33:51,523 --> 00:33:52,353 I trusted you! 650 00:33:52,441 --> 00:33:53,481 Dave... 651 00:33:53,567 --> 00:33:54,446 Don't... 652 00:33:54,525 --> 00:33:55,235 Wait.... 653 00:34:03,320 --> 00:34:04,819 Laura? 654 00:34:06,112 --> 00:34:06,861 What's wrong? 655 00:34:08,237 --> 00:34:09,157 Nothing.i was honest with Dave, merrill. 656 00:34:14,448 --> 00:34:15,158 And? 657 00:34:16,449 --> 00:34:18,197 And I think I just blew my whole. 658 00:34:18,282 --> 00:34:24,918 P.A.: Good morning I hope you enjoy your day at mazetlan. 659 00:34:34,912 --> 00:34:35,782 Oh...excuse me, doctor. 660 00:34:35,872 --> 00:34:39,159 Is there some way that I can get off this ship? 661 00:34:40,123 --> 00:34:41,910 It's an emergency. 662 00:34:41,997 --> 00:34:46,534 Well, I don't suppose it could have anything to do with the lovely ladies in cabin a-two-seven-eight? 663 00:34:46,623 --> 00:34:47,742 Could it? 664 00:34:47,832 --> 00:34:49,662 Don't tell me I'm the last one to know they're roommates...... 665 00:34:53,418 --> 00:34:55,427 See, I just don't want to hurt them . 666 00:34:55,502 --> 00:34:56,540 I mean they're...They're the most wonderful women... 667 00:34:56,627 --> 00:34:57,337 The sweetest... 668 00:35:01,461 --> 00:35:02,671 You really like them all, don't you? 669 00:35:04,421 --> 00:35:04,791 Oh, I love them all. 670 00:35:06,297 --> 00:35:07,256 Then why not level with them? 671 00:35:08,964 --> 00:35:10,424 Oh...if I do that, I...I'll upset three lives. 672 00:35:13,591 --> 00:35:15,260 Well, then there's only one thing left to do. 673 00:35:16,466 --> 00:35:17,216 What? 674 00:35:18,592 --> 00:35:19,302 Swim for it. 675 00:35:45,809 --> 00:35:47,267 Oh, Charlotte dear, would you sit down please. 676 00:35:47,351 --> 00:35:47,890 I want to talk to you. 677 00:35:47,975 --> 00:35:48,725 Oh, of course, Cornelius.... 678 00:35:48,809 --> 00:35:53,066 This afternoon was...Was wonderful... 679 00:35:53,144 --> 00:35:54,104 And the cruise is almost over. 680 00:35:55,645 --> 00:35:57,103 Couldn't we just spend the rest of it together? 681 00:35:58,145 --> 00:35:59,105 Every single minute of it. 682 00:36:01,188 --> 00:36:01,777 Well, sure, but...First.... 683 00:36:03,189 --> 00:36:06,566 Sshhh...don't talk, darling. 684 00:36:06,647 --> 00:36:07,557 That's all I wanted to know. 685 00:36:52,203 --> 00:36:52,953 How's it goin', Romeo? 686 00:36:54,537 --> 00:36:55,287 Terrible. 687 00:36:56,454 --> 00:36:58,623 Charlotte's gone to my cabin. 688 00:36:58,705 --> 00:37:01,163 Bonnie is due here at nine and I'm meeting Anita on deck in an hour. 689 00:37:04,791 --> 00:37:09,128 I guess I'm gonna have to just play this game through to the end. 690 00:37:09,209 --> 00:37:10,919 If it weren't so serious, I wouldn't mind having your problem..... 691 00:37:12,876 --> 00:37:14,335 Can I help you with a free lobotomy? 692 00:37:24,172 --> 00:37:25,591 Oh, Rita, where did you get those hands? 693 00:37:29,131 --> 00:37:30,541 They came with the rest of me, silly. 694 00:37:32,382 --> 00:37:33,262 Does it help the pain? 695 00:37:33,341 --> 00:37:34,920 Oh, yes...Yes, it really feels so much better. 696 00:37:36,841 --> 00:37:38,800 I wonder if you could just...Just try it over here though. 697 00:37:40,511 --> 00:37:41,309 Just...perfect. 698 00:37:41,384 --> 00:37:42,214 Yeah... 699 00:37:42,301 --> 00:37:43,091 That's it. 700 00:37:43,177 --> 00:37:43,927 Oh, good.... 701 00:37:44,011 --> 00:37:44,760 Gee, that's much better. 702 00:37:44,844 --> 00:37:45,724 Oh...move closer though...Real close... 703 00:37:45,804 --> 00:37:46,592 Oh.... 704 00:37:46,677 --> 00:37:47,387 Ahhh... 705 00:37:52,554 --> 00:37:53,384 Oh, be careful. 706 00:37:54,347 --> 00:37:55,097 Your back. 707 00:37:55,181 --> 00:37:56,230 Oh, just forget about my back. 708 00:37:56,306 --> 00:37:57,015 Ah! 709 00:38:04,850 --> 00:38:05,680 You're standing. 710 00:38:05,768 --> 00:38:06,686 Your back is all better. 711 00:38:09,227 --> 00:38:11,185 Yeah, well, I wanted to talk to you about that, Rita... 712 00:38:12,519 --> 00:38:13,469 Well, it was never bad. 713 00:38:15,354 --> 00:38:16,103 But you fell. 714 00:38:16,853 --> 00:38:18,312 You were in such pain. 715 00:38:18,396 --> 00:38:19,106 You couldn't even move, Harold. 716 00:38:20,356 --> 00:38:20,895 I faked it. 717 00:38:22,563 --> 00:38:24,143 What are you talking about? 718 00:38:24,232 --> 00:38:27,189 Well see, Joe and I staged this phony accident so we could collect the insurance money. 719 00:38:30,526 --> 00:38:33,323 But listen, Rita, I'm not gonna go through with this. 720 00:38:33,401 --> 00:38:37,408 And I'm not goin' through with anything, either, you....You fraud! 721 00:38:37,485 --> 00:38:38,404 Yeah, but...But, Rita, I love you. 722 00:38:39,528 --> 00:38:41,116 I want to marry you. 723 00:38:41,194 --> 00:38:42,023 Go marry your brother. 724 00:38:42,111 --> 00:38:45,150 That way you won't have to split the dough. 725 00:38:45,738 --> 00:38:46,566 Rita! 726 00:38:46,654 --> 00:38:47,454 Wait a minute. 727 00:38:47,530 --> 00:38:48,239 Rita!!! 728 00:38:49,572 --> 00:38:50,412 Rita, come back! 729 00:38:50,490 --> 00:38:51,487 Wait a minute. 730 00:38:51,571 --> 00:38:52,611 Where do you think you're going? 731 00:38:52,697 --> 00:38:54,287 Rita! 732 00:38:54,365 --> 00:38:55,954 Hey, well, listen...You get back in the room so nobody sees you. 733 00:38:56,032 --> 00:38:56,821 I don't care. 734 00:38:56,907 --> 00:38:57,666 Rita!! 735 00:38:58,741 --> 00:38:59,781 Now just call miss McCoy. 736 00:38:59,867 --> 00:39:00,777 I'm sure she can arrange something. 737 00:39:04,868 --> 00:39:07,036 Harold, I promise you if you blow this, I'll personally break your back...For real. 738 00:39:11,452 --> 00:39:12,162 Mr.nash!!! 739 00:39:13,413 --> 00:39:14,163 Oooh...ahh... 740 00:39:15,247 --> 00:39:17,455 What happend? 741 00:39:17,539 --> 00:39:19,378 I left him alone. 742 00:39:19,456 --> 00:39:22,833 He fell off the chair, poor kid...Crawled all the way out here tryin' to find somebody to help him. 743 00:39:23,666 --> 00:39:25,125 Here let me give you a hand. 744 00:39:25,208 --> 00:39:25,967 Well, okay... 745 00:39:29,543 --> 00:39:30,633 Rita!........rita!!! 746 00:39:30,710 --> 00:39:31,957 Hope I didn't hurt you? 747 00:39:32,042 --> 00:39:34,262 Well talk to the insurance company. 748 00:39:34,335 --> 00:39:36,164 Rita! 749 00:39:52,173 --> 00:39:57,300 Charlotte, it's me hunni.Cornelius. 750 00:39:57,384 --> 00:39:59,343 Come in. 751 00:40:05,554 --> 00:40:11,179 Charlotte...could you turn it on a light I can't see anything. 752 00:40:11,263 --> 00:40:12,012 I'll get it, mcnair. 753 00:40:13,889 --> 00:40:15,058 Or should we call you Vinnie? 754 00:40:16,806 --> 00:40:19,305 Oh, boy. 755 00:40:19,391 --> 00:40:21,049 Look, I...I...I know what you're thinking...I'm a skunk...I...I used you. 756 00:40:24,809 --> 00:40:29,146 I'm...I'm a typical macho pig. 757 00:40:29,227 --> 00:40:33,644 I..i don't suppose it would probably make any difference if I told you, 758 00:40:33,728 --> 00:40:34,687 I fell in love three times. 759 00:40:35,604 --> 00:40:36,352 We know. 760 00:40:37,187 --> 00:40:37,986 Huh? 761 00:40:38,062 --> 00:40:44,648 We know. 762 00:40:44,731 --> 00:40:48,608 Mcnair, one thing women recognize is sensitivity... 763 00:40:48,691 --> 00:40:49,651 We see so little of it. 764 00:40:49,733 --> 00:40:51,360 But you never lied about it. 765 00:40:51,441 --> 00:40:52,651 You said flat out what you were. 766 00:40:54,526 --> 00:40:56,025 You never pushed any of us into anything. 767 00:40:57,527 --> 00:40:58,486 Actually, it was the reverse. 768 00:40:58,569 --> 00:41:00,319 We grabbed you. 769 00:41:00,404 --> 00:41:02,311 I was hitting on you from the moment we met. 770 00:41:03,571 --> 00:41:04,320 And you know what? 771 00:41:04,404 --> 00:41:05,034 I'm glad. 772 00:41:05,113 --> 00:41:06,242 Because we had a wonderful time. 773 00:41:07,904 --> 00:41:09,074 I don't regret one moment of it. 774 00:41:10,740 --> 00:41:14,326 I think if I live to be a hundred and five, 775 00:41:14,407 --> 00:41:18,284 I'll still remember a terrific picnic on the deck. 776 00:41:18,366 --> 00:41:21,493 And I'll remember the moment I stopped living for something that was gone from my life. 777 00:41:23,785 --> 00:41:26,502 I can start all over now. 778 00:41:26,577 --> 00:41:29,576 And I'll remember not feeling scared to go after what I want in life. 779 00:41:30,995 --> 00:41:31,784 And I'll always thank you for that. 780 00:41:35,706 --> 00:41:36,165 Well, I... 781 00:41:38,914 --> 00:41:50,717 I don't know what to say....Except you're all...Wonderful and...... 782 00:41:52,293 --> 00:41:53,843 And goodbye, mcnair.... 783 00:41:53,919 --> 00:41:54,998 I love you. 784 00:42:00,754 --> 00:42:04,042 So long, mcnair I mean Cornelius. 785 00:42:05,047 --> 00:42:06,206 I love you. 786 00:42:10,425 --> 00:42:10,963 Goodbye, Vinnie. 787 00:42:11,965 --> 00:42:13,295 I love you. 788 00:42:40,559 --> 00:42:41,266 Dave..... 789 00:42:42,391 --> 00:42:44,221 Hey...what's going on? 790 00:42:47,310 --> 00:42:47,889 Laura. 791 00:42:50,270 --> 00:42:51,188 It's over with Laura and me. 792 00:42:54,645 --> 00:42:55,395 What's this all about? 793 00:42:58,980 --> 00:43:00,190 While I was gone....Laura was with someone else. 794 00:43:02,981 --> 00:43:04,191 My wife slept with another man. 795 00:43:09,066 --> 00:43:10,236 Well...you were gone a long time, Dave. 796 00:43:13,443 --> 00:43:16,530 What's that got to do with anything? 797 00:43:16,610 --> 00:43:18,279 In two years in Turkey, didn't you ever reach out...Need somebody? 798 00:43:23,571 --> 00:43:24,530 Of course I did....That was different. 799 00:43:24,613 --> 00:43:25,363 No... 800 00:43:27,696 --> 00:43:30,705 I think you're using this as an excuse to break up your marriage. 801 00:43:31,655 --> 00:43:32,405 Come on, merrill. 802 00:43:33,115 --> 00:43:34,654 And I mean it. 803 00:43:34,741 --> 00:43:38,998 I think what you really can't handle is the fact that Laura can stand on her own. 804 00:43:39,951 --> 00:43:40,949 Make decisions for herself. 805 00:43:42,659 --> 00:43:46,406 I think you feel she doesn't need you like she used to. 806 00:43:47,619 --> 00:43:48,249 Great. 807 00:43:48,328 --> 00:43:49,208 The man's giving me theories... 808 00:43:51,120 --> 00:43:52,329 How can you possibly know how I feel? 809 00:43:53,580 --> 00:43:54,289 Because I've been there. 810 00:43:56,580 --> 00:43:59,079 I was in love with my wife....I let it all go down the drain.... 811 00:44:03,792 --> 00:44:05,251 If I knew then, what I know now. 812 00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:09,210 Look, Dave, you just both made a mistake.... 813 00:44:11,667 --> 00:44:12,417 You hurt each other... 814 00:44:13,085 --> 00:44:15,254 You can't undo that. 815 00:44:15,337 --> 00:44:17,295 What you have to do is use it....Learn from it...Go past it. 816 00:44:21,795 --> 00:44:23,215 Talk to Laura. 817 00:44:23,964 --> 00:44:25,423 She's a wonderful girl.... 818 00:44:26,964 --> 00:44:30,383 No...a wonderful woman.... 819 00:44:33,300 --> 00:44:35,638 Don't lose her like I lost Stacy. 820 00:45:06,935 --> 00:45:07,644 Laura...... 821 00:45:12,603 --> 00:45:13,403 Laura.... 822 00:45:13,479 --> 00:45:14,188 Dave, I'm sorry. 823 00:45:15,771 --> 00:45:16,480 Hey, no sorrys. 824 00:45:18,396 --> 00:45:20,944 Listen, now I've got some things to learn about being a husband. 825 00:45:22,272 --> 00:45:23,562 But if you just give me a chance. 826 00:45:23,649 --> 00:45:24,188 Dave. 827 00:45:26,148 --> 00:45:26,898 And about this other stuff, 828 00:45:28,483 --> 00:45:30,193 we'll just forget it ever happened. 829 00:45:30,276 --> 00:45:32,023 Oh, no, I don't think that we should. 830 00:45:32,108 --> 00:45:33,568 I think we should talk about it. 831 00:45:33,652 --> 00:45:36,359 Get it out and get rid of it so it can never hurt us again. 832 00:45:38,694 --> 00:45:39,284 I'm scared. 833 00:45:40,446 --> 00:45:41,153 Yeah, I'm scared, too...... 834 00:45:43,821 --> 00:45:44,530 But you know what? 835 00:45:46,988 --> 00:45:48,447 Right now, we're halfway there. 836 00:45:56,950 --> 00:45:59,079 "The love boat will continue in a moment." 837 00:46:14,455 --> 00:46:17,742 I'm telling you, captain, that man's back is as healthy as yours or mine, 838 00:46:17,830 --> 00:46:19,910 or I'll turn in my tongue depressors to the a.M.A. 839 00:46:19,999 --> 00:46:23,616 I saw the man crawling for help with my own eyes, doc. 840 00:46:23,708 --> 00:46:25,417 And his suit against this company in my estimation is justified. 841 00:46:26,833 --> 00:46:27,872 Case closed. 842 00:46:27,959 --> 00:46:28,919 And they say crime doesn't pay. 843 00:46:29,001 --> 00:46:29,801 What? 844 00:46:29,877 --> 00:46:30,626 Ah, nothing, sir. 845 00:46:35,170 --> 00:46:38,917 Rita, baby,oh hunni are you all right? 846 00:46:39,004 --> 00:46:41,971 Don't you think you ought to get back into your wheelchair, Harold? 847 00:46:42,046 --> 00:46:43,426 Oh, forget the wheelchair. 848 00:46:43,506 --> 00:46:46,213 It's...well, it's you I need.... 849 00:46:46,297 --> 00:46:49,926 And you I love and I want to be with you....Forever. 850 00:46:50,008 --> 00:46:51,755 What a miraculous recovery, mr.Nash. 851 00:46:53,342 --> 00:46:55,141 And in front of witnesses. 852 00:46:55,218 --> 00:46:56,296 What can I tell you.... 853 00:46:56,384 --> 00:46:59,093 His back is back. 854 00:46:59,177 --> 00:47:03,594 Now, about your negligence suit against the company. 855 00:47:03,679 --> 00:47:05,587 Oh, that.Well, why don't we just forget that, captain.... 856 00:47:05,679 --> 00:47:09,217 Like they say in basketball, you know...No harm, no foul, hah? 857 00:47:10,139 --> 00:47:11,886 Well, I'll be seeing you. 858 00:47:11,972 --> 00:47:12,932 Not on my ship, sir. 859 00:47:14,807 --> 00:47:15,437 Yeah. 860 00:47:20,142 --> 00:47:21,599 I guess you were right after all. 861 00:47:21,683 --> 00:47:24,232 Well, sir, it takes a great man to admit that he was wrong. 862 00:47:24,309 --> 00:47:25,558 I didn't say I was wrong. 863 00:47:25,643 --> 00:47:26,602 I said you were right. 864 00:47:26,685 --> 00:47:27,435 Right, sir. 865 00:47:30,687 --> 00:47:32,645 I know a wonderful little place over at the Marina... 866 00:47:32,728 --> 00:47:34,138 So what do you say? 867 00:47:34,229 --> 00:47:37,017 Just the two of us with the wind in our hair, and the moon at our fingertips. 868 00:47:40,773 --> 00:47:41,481 There he goes again. 869 00:47:43,148 --> 00:47:43,698 She's a lucky lady. 870 00:47:44,899 --> 00:47:45,349 Aren't we all.... 871 00:47:51,025 --> 00:47:51,774 Come see us again. 872 00:47:53,360 --> 00:47:54,110 Thanks, merrill, for everything. 873 00:47:57,527 --> 00:47:58,117 Thanks. 874 00:48:00,029 --> 00:48:02,066 Now, come on, cut that out. 875 00:48:02,153 --> 00:48:03,363 What do they teach you guys in the army? 876 00:48:03,646 --> 00:48:07,643 Now remember I'm still your godfather, so be good to each other. 877 00:48:07,730 --> 00:48:10,149 That's an order you can't refuse. 878 00:48:11,531 --> 00:48:12,281 Captain. 879 00:48:12,365 --> 00:48:13,995 Captain.